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If You’re Going to Dream, Dream BIG!

The original three story, brick hill barn
The original three-story, brick, hill barn at Morton Hall

Working on a house restoration project is always a balancing act – What needs to be done so the house doesn’t fall down around my ears?  How much money do I have to spend on it this year?  How much can I do myself?  How much do I need to have done by a professional?  And finally, what friends do I know who can do this with me and who are willing to help me, yet again?!!

When I first purchased Morton Hall in 1995, as I told my friend, Susanne, “I care about the house – not the gardens.”  The former tenant of 30 years had put his time and energy into the various gardens around the property and had let the house fall into major disrepair.  Fast forward 22 years (wow, this has been a long project!) and now that the house is stable, livable and a generally pleasant, if eclectic place to hang out,  the encroaching bamboo, poison ivy and grapevine jungle need to be dealt with.  Over the last several years, Kelly has continued to saw, cut and poison the various plant matter that dares to grow in her way.  She has gotten minimal help from me; if the weather is too hot or too cold or there are too many bugs or it is too anything, just forget about me helping.  I am an admitted “Goldilocks Gardener.”  Frankly, I hate the great outdoors.  There’s really nothing all that great about it to me.  Looks perfectly nice from inside the house, with air conditioning and a minimum of pollen and bugs!

I’ve often mentioned over the years that there used to be a 3-story hill barn on the property.  A tornado came

through, spun the roof around the owner at the time had the barn bulldozed for safety reasons.  I’ve often dreamed of winning the lottery and having something similar rebuilt.  Imagine a huge pool in the bottom section (hey….the hole is already dug!), the main floor would be art studios and galleries and the upper floor could be additional housing for guests and/or artists-in residence.  Whether that happens or not (highly

doubtful since you “have to play to win” and I so rarely play), I would still like to at least clear the area and beat back and win the war against the bamboo forest.  With that in mind, one of this years’ goals was to retake the ramp, the beautiful stone wall and the area below the ramp along with the paths around the milk building and silo.  With Kelly plugging away at the area for years, we have gotten somewhat closer.  But this year, with the cooler weather late into the season and some major assistance from our friend and neighbor down the road, Bob and Bob’s life-sized Tonka Tractor Thingie that can mow, rake, scoop, scrape and I don’t know what else, we have made absolutely amazing progress!

 

There had been a huge pile of trash next to the milk building (leftovers from that same 30-year tenant) which included all manner of windows, shutters, lamp parts and pieces and many, many other unidentified things.  Over the last several weekends, Kelly and I have steadily sorted into piles (wood for burning, save for a project, glass for recycling and metal to go to the metal guy).  Ray and Bobbie came out and did two huge burn piles for us, Bob ripped out a chunk of bamboo next to the ramp wall, sprayed professional grade roundup on all the weeds in our way, moved boulders, rocks and other such things and now….wow….take a look:20170617_152257

Of course there is still more to do (isn’t there always?) but this amount of progress has been amazing.  Thank you so much to Kelly, Bob, Ray and Bobbie!

 

As for the barn—rumor has it that there may be Model A or Model T parts in the basement.  The beams were made from American Chestnut (high dollar items for resale if they are not rotted), so next goal is to continue hacking at the bamboo so that maybe next fall, all my adventurous friends can do a little excursion into the hole and see what is really down there.  LOL….I will most likely stay topside for ground support, but may attach a go-pro to one or two of the guys so I can see for myself!  Keep your fingers crossed that there are huge unrotted beams and lots of non-rusty parts that I can turn around and sell for millions, would you?

Last year was a big money year at the hall between having several trees removed, some windows put in and flooring the attic.  This year is going to be a mostly sweat-equity year.  With that in mind, I really, really, hope to finish plastering and then paint the middle and front hallways.  Then, I can have Denny put in a new back door in the front hallway and we will have full flow and access throughout the house.  And the big money item this year is to replace the last eight windows in the front portion of the house.  So amazing just having Denny put in three windows last year.  The peach room got two of them and my room got the other.  The peach room used to be terribly noisy (the windows rattled, the wind seriously howled); it is now sooooo quiet, it is unbelievable!  Other, small beautification projects are also going on to include the start of landscaping around the front of the house (starting with one of my favorite flowers, Hydrangeas!) and I am trying to be good and keep up with the weeds on the patio and around the hot tub area.  We are even adding “yart work!”

 

Finally….a little bit of luxury!

SAM_5690So this spring has started out with a bang.  As I wrote a couple articles ago, the To Do list for the Hall this year included cutting down the Gingko, scraping, painting, staining and repairing the main porch and installing new windows.  Well, the Gingko is gone as of April 16!  We have not yet figured out a good week to work on the porch and the windows have to wait on some budget restraints (probably until fall).  However, there have been a few little distractions, frustrations and projects that have occurred that were not even on the list.

Each year, Kelly has it in her head that she wants a “get away” space in the cupola area; each year, I remind her how hot and cold it is up there most of the year and how physically awkward for guests (not to mention me, the original klutz) to make it up and down the ladder.  Then she again mentions that we need storage as she goes up and down the ladder and looks out over the attic joists.  What started out as, “ok, let’s throw a couple pieces of plywood down, quickly evolved into, “well hell, let’s just put down tung and groove flooring” after a visit to the hardware store in which I calculated that it was almost the same amount of money for the nice floorboards as opposed to the plywood AND it would be oh so much easier to get the boards up there.  So, that was two easy weekends of work to lay the floor, and well, while we were up there, I put insulation down as well, to help try and keep the bedrooms at least a little warmer.

Ray and Bobby were out both weekends and, as usual, were huge helps in getting the project completed.  Of course, as we are hauling lumber from the hardware store, up the staircase and then up the ladder and Ray and I were crawling around laying the boards, at the end of the day we were all quite sore.  As per usual, we lamented that there was not a hot tub out there.

Sometime in that second week, Kelly found a deal on a blow up hot tub which she sent me (with shipping to my house it was all of $307).  It had great reviews and we decided to go for it.  So, Ray came out, yet again, (have we mentioned how much we love and appreciate Ray and Bobby?) and he and Kelly came up with a plan for building a deck where the nasty poison ivy tree used to be a couple years ago, just off the patio, on which the hot tub would go.  I had little input on the planning process (I lost count how many times Kelly glared at me and told me to shut up and reminded me about the “little” patio that we all built two years ago!)

The week prior, while we had been assembling yet another deck box to house the cushions for all the patio furniture we now have, we were being inundated with wasps.  Although we tried to fight them with normal Harriette Homeowner methods (27 foot cans of spray, mothballs etc.) we finally gave up with the google searches and Kelly had Dependable Pest Management (www.dependablepestmanagement.com) come out and deal with the nests.  The guys came out this past Friday morning and were excited to use the “big sprayer” and treated the various areas of the house and left the honeybees alone (at our request.)  When I walked in the door Friday afternoon, the wasps and carpenter bees were agitated and not happy and the carpenter bees made it a challenge for the dogs and I to get in the side entrance, as they kept dive bombing us.  Friday night, the amount of carpenter bees were annoying enough on the verandah that Kelly and I actually used tennis rackets to bat them away!  However, by Saturday afternoon, there were no wasps or carpenter bees to be found!  Woohoo.  A major win and I have to say, I highly recommend this company.  The manager/owner, Kathy, was wonderful to talk to.  The week prior, along with the realization that we could not handle the wasps on our own, we also realized that we had a critter(s) in the basement.  I have never done such a comprehensive search of scat identifier websites in my life and was absolutely unable to figure out what we had; other than to know that it reeked.  It was nesting up in the basement insulation, had ripped up several pieces and peed and pooped all over the insulation.  So, we had to remove all the insulation and I went back to my Harriette Homeowner method of putting out traps and throwing bags of mothballs out to discourage whatever the critter was.  The exterminator guys apparently laughed at my mothball technique; they were pretty sure they knew what the issue was when they talked to us on the phone, but when they came out, they confirmed that it was snake scat.  I’m sorry; it just never occurred to me that snakes pooped or peed.  Gary is still laughing at me for that one.  I mean, I know they swallow their food and digest it that way, similar to birds of prey; I assumed they just spit the remains up…..ok, whatever; now I know.   We were informed the only way to get rid of the snakes was to get rid of the mice (well, duh!  Been working on that project for years!) and then the snake(s) should leave.  Just an FYI, there is no way we are talking about a petite little snake.  The poop is huge……and the skins they found are not even close in size….just saying.  After we are sure it is gone, I can spread snake b gone around the house to discourage them from coming back; if I do it before they go, they will never cross the line to leave.  Sigh.  So, we have tried to make it as inhospitable as possible down in the cellar and hopefully as it warms up it/they will be gone soon.

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Anyway…back to the deck and hot tub.  With the three of us starting at 9 a.m., the deck was completed and the hot tub was inflated and assembled and up by 6 p.m.  Would have been much quicker if Ray and Kelly had not had to deal with the remains of the stump from the Locust tree that had been there .  Locust is one of the hardest woods to cut and just the few roots and bit of stump in the way were no easy matter to clear out.  Once that was done, the actual building took only a couple hours.  20160423_173659Of course, the temperature dropped significantly that Saturday night (below 40), so even though we filled the tub from the water heater, one to have filtered water and two to get a head start on the temperature, the tub did not reach an acceptable temperature that night.  SAM_5684

 

But, Sunday afternoon, after all the guests had gone and Kelly, Ray and I put the finishing touches on the deck (including using those seahorse topiaries that she and I got at an auction a few years ago and moving some planters around) and cleaned up the clutter from the weekend, we decided to take some time and actually enjoy the fruits of our labors.

 

Unfortunately, Ray had already left by that time.  But thanks to Ray, this was one of the quickest, easiest and satisfying  projects I think we’ve ever worked on!

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Ding Dong, the Tree is Gone!

 

 

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Well, after several years of suffering through the nasty smell of fermenting berries and severe allergic reactions worse than poison ivy, the 100+ foot Gingko Tree that once graced the front yard is gone. While it had its positive points in providing shade, privacy and a lovely sound as the breezes passed through, its negatives finally outweighed the positives when it crushed Kelly’s car a couple years ago. With the odd storms and weather patterns that we have had recently (60 mile an hour winds etc.) I finally accepted that the tree had to go.

20151003_125315Since a large maple tree on the driveway had come down in one of our winter storms and we still had various piles of debris from the microburst storm a couple years ago which we were unable to move ourselves, I had Johnsons Tree Removal come out and do a little spring cleaning.

Six or seven trucks came rolling down the driveway at 8:00 a.m. on Saturday, April 16. After20160416_105926 seeing them remove the maple and all the other cleanup piles in about an hour, I thought they would be done with the gingko by noon or so. Mmm…not so much. Matt Johnson and his crew finished up and left at about 4 p.m. They used a cherry picker for a few hours and wielded a chainsaw bigger than I have ever seen (as tall as Matt!)

 

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But, it is now gone, except for the stump (stump grinding is an expense that I just couldn’t swing this year) and maybe we will now have some fonder memories of the tree….or not. It was a pretty nasty tree and was prolific with those berries.

And if you couldn’t guess, Kelly is very, very happy to say good riddance to the tree!20160416_150551